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This is the little bio DarkStar whipped up for the author's section of the NextGenSM fan fiction (unfortunately, none of the pictures on the page were archived):
Name(s):Christian: Phil Farkaly
But you know me as: DarkStar 
Meaning(s):The name Phil, coming from Philip, is Greek terminology meaning 'Lover of Horses.' If you want to read further into that, it could also mean the first word Cartman says when zapped by the V-chip, but we'll not go into that.
The last name means Werewolf, or something weird like that. It's German. 
Nickname(s): DS, DarkSex (don't ask), ninja, Pizza Guy, The Real Slim Farkal. 
Sex: As male as natural and metaphorical laws could possibly allow. 
Age: Too close to 21 to really make any difference. 
Birthday: April 14, 1980 (Titanic sank this day. Die Leonardo, Die!) 
Lives Where: Denver CO, moving to Sunnyvale CA soon enough. 
Physical Description: The epitome of every girl's dream. Unless you have different tastes than other women, in which case I'm an accident of nature. Right up about 5'10" trying to eke out a couple more inches to get an even 6 feet, and a dreamy 165lbs., all muscle no doubt. Short brown hair, devastatingly deep blue-gray eyes that, if stared into, can render any woman hopelessly in my power. CK glasses round out the head, all the better to see you with, my dear. 
SD Form: A short little guy with a jet-black suit, dark blue shirt, power tie, and enough pockets to hold any damn thing you could possibly want. 
Emotional Description: It is hard to describe the incredible depth of emotions displayed by this creature. The simplest way to explain it is to point out that he will go above and beyond the call of duty to make anyone laugh. Especially if they're hot. A wit sharp enough to cut a diamond, and the testicular fortitude to take anything and mercilessly make it infinitely better, faster, and stronger. And it won't even cost you 6 million dollars. 
Hobbies: Drawing, Movies, Web Design, Writing, Visionary and Revolutionary Thought, Skirt-chasing, Video Games 
School: U of Arizona (sucked), U of Colorado (sucked and reeked of the ganj), and soon to be at Cogswell College in California (Fight song: That's all right, that's okay, you're gonna work for us some day!) 
Powers: 
1. **#$&$#@(#$# : The Ability to string together an endless slew of disgusting and appalling curses, enough to bring even the staunchest stand-up comedian to his knees.
2. The Look: A single flick of the glasses and a stare melts any member of the female gender. And some of the male gender too, but that's a different story.
3. Flame On!: The power to instantly look cooler by lighting a stick and breathing in its smoky goodness.
4. Of Course I'll Respect You In the Morning: Self-explanatory. 
Weapons: The Adamantium Ego, an ego that cannot be bent, harmed, or singed with any amount of insults due to its tremendous size. Oh, and Fists of Fury. 
Items: An Advanced artificial intelligence organic implant that triples wit, creativity, and smoothness. A pencil and pad of paper to define reality. A pack of cigarettes to enable Power Number 3. A tongue stud, which is self-explanatory. Oh, and a buncha stuff that might be construed of as strange if all found in the same shoebox under my bed. But you won't look. Will you? 
Definition of NextGen: Sailor Moon as if it was on HBO. Which we would like to do someday. The fear of angry parents, rioting Christian groups, and so forth has been tossed aside in favor of deep, engaging plotlines, truly believable characters, and enough spine-tingling action of all sorts to blow your mind straight outta your head and across the room. 
Favourite Sailor: We'll say Sailor Venus, but the NextGen Sailor Venus, because of her embodiment of freedom. Freedom from cultural restraint, freedom from prejudice and questioning, and freedom to just do whatever the hell she wants.

On the last coherent page archived, Phil indicated that he would continue on with a website called Spanish Martian with Ili (a NextGenSM writer) and also participated in a semi-private Sailor Moon fan fiction RPG. The link for Spanish Martian was archived 3 times and each time had a "coming soon" banner. I split pretty far from NextGenSM so I never saw this page and have no idea if anything ever happened on it. The link for the RPG could not be captured due to bot blockers and the domain is now for sale. The name of the RPG is unknown to me, but I do remember it having to do with a war and it had an interesting concept having to do with pockets of space-time (I'm working off memory here).

Last thing I heard, Phil graduated college and went on to work at a gaming studio. My blessings to Phil!

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